A fancy restaurant. A couple are about to order when they see another waiter hastily bringing out a dish to another table. The plate is on fire! The guests applaud, ‘ooh’ing and ‘ah’ing. The couple are fascinated.
Woman: What’s THAT dish?
Waiter: Macaroni, and cheese madam.
The couple look over again. People scatter from the table as a busboy battles the raging inferno with a fire extinguisher.